Joe Caleno's Blog

  These drawings are only quickly drawn. They are background characters. Football Hooligan. He wants a fight. He isn't there to watch the contest.  George Harrison. George Harrison has heard a lot of good things about The Honest Contest. He is  looking forward to seeing it.  Clapping Man Variations. Mark. Mark and his wife Gertrude, are aliens. They have come to planet Earth to see The Honest Contest.  Gertude. Martin. Ian. Ian and Martin are best friends from a galaxy far away. The galaxy they are from is on the other side of the Fiery Ring, next to the Black Hole and it is called AnusXXL43.  Orange Alien. No one knows where this alien is from. He just turned up.  Mike Crowfone. Mike has been an announcer for lodes of different sporting contests. He is a very likeable man and has a world record. He once managed to crush thirty-four cheesecakes with his shoe in only four hours.  Surpassing the previous world record that was only twenty! The Cheate...

 

 

During this process, we decided to give Frank a hat. Frank stores the creams he uses in this giant hat. This obnoxious red shape will also stick out like a saw thumb in most shots, leading the viewer's eye to Frank at all times. 

  Henry is the only one with bright white teeth. He gets them whitened. He makes sure that he's looking the best as possible at all times. 

  This repulsive thing is Daddy. The mascot for Daddy's Sticky Fingers Glue. A glue that is very popular for arts and crafts. 

 

  This spoof James Bond villain serves as the mascot for Boldfinger Cream Company. For years, the company had a rivalry with 700 Creams, a company which has recently shut down. 

 

  Big Willy was inspired by a circus strong man. His smile and magnificent moustache is enough to make you want to buy some cream. 

 

 

 

  After writing this script, we realised that it needed to be shorter.